Postcard from the USA
TMN awakes from a 3 month slumber to find a correspondence from the States. Bah! Did we commission this? Wire the money! But to who? And why? We're as confused as a US ref orchestrating a indirect free kick for obstruction in the box. Way-hey! Ahem.
Read it here.Fantasy football at the Emirates
'Know thine enemy', Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu advised 2500 years ago. 'Absolutely', TMN pondered, 'especially if the ticket to the Emirates is free and you can dredge a bilious article out of it.' So, despite this being a website dedicated to football's nether regions, off we tottered to the dark heart of the Premiership experience…
Read it here.TMN trumps Setanta with exclusive Danny Potter interview
That Magical Night caught up with Cambridge United goalkeeper (and all round good egg) Danny Potter, straight after the U’s 2-1 win over Oxford last Thursday night.
Read it here.TMN goes to Crawley and RIPS THE LID OFF OF IT!
Over two years after the controversial Azwar Majeed took over at Crawley Town and allegedly caused all sorts of trials and tribulations at the Sussex club, TMN this weekend donned its Investigative Fedora and headed south to RIP THE LID OFF OF IT!
Read this exclusive here.Rose-tinted toe nails, lucky eggs and soiled undies
TMN lets rip with another guest column, this time from resident star-gazer John Rippon. The return of Football What Matters has ushered in a superstition-inspired nationwide hunt for tattered old scarves, lucky tea mugs and treasured programmes, so JR takes a quick survey of our nation's obsession with the trinkets and rituals we use in a desperate attempt to swing the tiny margins of fate in our favour. He also talks about dirty pants.
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